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Today, a good friend of mine offered to repaint my house while I was at work. I thought it looked a lovely shade of brown. Then I read in the papers he has been arrested for smearing his shit on someone elses house. I need new friends!
Today, a group of friends called me and two of my other friends the gay burrito. I don't know why, it's cool to have slumber parties with your 30+ year old friends? We just have a special friendship, not a gay burrito. I need new friends!
Today, was my birthday and my friends made me my favorite video of an Indian pop star, right in the middle of the video, it cuts into a clip of a girl talking about how average my dick is...I need new friends!